2NEWS AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN OUTPUTREAD THE REPORT ↗

THE FUTURE OF PROFESSIONAL OUTPUT

LEARN HOW
TO EARN.

Make your own slop.
Before somebody else does.

EXPLORE THE PROGRAMMES HOW IT WORKS
01 / 05SCROLL TO SCALE ↓
SlopSkills faculty member with a luminous presentation frame
SLOP MORE.SLOP$KILLS.
YOUR IDEAS.
OUR VOLUME.
STRATEGY / VELOCITY / SLUDGE
01 THE METHOD

ONE IDEA.
FIFTY
DELIVERABLES.

From passing thought to full campaign. From blank page to busy calendar. From useful to everywhere.

01INPUTA thought will do.
02MULTIPLYMore is more.
03DISTRIBUTEBe seen being seen.
“

Everything you need.
Nothing you don't.
And plenty more besides.

THE SLOP$KILLS STANDARD™
02 THE PROGRAMMES

CHOOSE YOUR
SLOP.

Every level. Every channel.
Every possible output.

01 / FOUNDATION↗
✳

HOW 2
SLOP

Start strong. Stay visible.

02 / ADVANCED↗
◉

SPIRIT
SLOP

Find your flow. Fill the feed.

03 / IMMERSION↗
✺

SOUL
SLOP

Become the content.

04 / EXECUTIVE↗
↑

SLOP TO
THE TOP

Lead the conversation. All of it.

OUR CLIENTS

IN EXCELLENT COMPANY.

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& Sons.THE OUTPUT
COMPANY◒ SLIME STUDIOSLOPWORKS+
2NEWSAWARDS FOR EXCELLENCE / 2026

THE 2NEWS AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN OUTPUT

MORE OUTPUT.
LESS TO SAY.

Presented to SLOP$KILLS for an outstandingly low meaning-to-output ratio.

WINNER
2026
EXCELLENCE IN PROFESSIONAL COMMUNICATIONREAD THE 2NEWS REPORT ↗
★ THE REVIEWS

FIVE STARS.
EVERY TIME.

Real results. Maximum volume.

★★★★★
“I can talk for an hour and say nothing. The meeting still runs over.”
JORDAN P. STRATEGY LEAD
★★★★★
“My friends used to escape my slop. Now I have a newsletter.”
TAYLOR R. FOUNDER
★★★★★
“One idea became fifty posts. I have yet to find the idea.”
MORGAN K. CONTENT DIRECTOR
★★★★★
“Before Slop$kills, I waited for a point. Now I publish daily.”
ALEX D. GROWTH CONSULTANT
★★★★★
“I am the slop lord. My calendar agrees.”
CASEY V. EXECUTIVE CREATOR
★★★★★
“I slop my friends every day. They cannot escape my personal brand.”
SAM L. THOUGHT LEADER
LIVE
WORKSHOP
↗
03 IN PERSON. IN VOLUME.

THE SLOP
INTENSIVE.

Four hours. One room. More output than you can explain.

MEET YOUR INSTRUCTOR
50+IDEAS BEFORE LUNCH
04 WORLD-CLASS FACULTY

LEARN FROM
THE BEST.

PROFESSOR S. LUGG

HEAD OF ORGANIC GROWTH

Seven thousand years in the field. A proven track record. A natural feel for leaving a trail.

YOUR JOURNEY STARTS HERE
Professor S. Lugg, a slug in a navy blazer behind a lectern
FACULTY PROFILE / 001
05 THE NEXT MOVE

STOP CONSUMING
OTHER PEOPLE'S SLOP.

Make your own.

FIND YOUR PROGRAMME
SLOP$KILLS.

FIRST COHORT / COMING SOON